i just google imaged poop.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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