I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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