I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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