Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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