that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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