he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I love you. Go after that dick
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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