Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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