How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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