How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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