Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
What a dumb baby whore.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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