She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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