I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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