i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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