do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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