So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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