I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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