in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Randomize
