haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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