evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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