Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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