question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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