Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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