my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
