my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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