nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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