It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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