Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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