how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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