Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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