Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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