wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
