I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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