I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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