Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize