Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
well, you know. whores of a feather.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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