He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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