It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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