Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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