if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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