There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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