someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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