His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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