I'm gonna have a badass scar
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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