They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
there is glitter all over my balls
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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