Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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