I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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