But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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