you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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