i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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