He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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