lets start a swedish sibling band together
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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