It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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