in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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