READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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