people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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